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A goth psychic girl with short black hair sits at a purple tarot table in a mall fortune-telling booth, telling a wide-eyed customer that her boyfriend just died while charging her five dollars. Tarot cards, a crystal ball, a skull, and a 'Psychic Readings $5' sign are on and around the table, with Hot Topic and Spencer's storefronts behind them.
Comic 29

Psychic

five bucks for a psychic reading, zero for a good attitude 🔮

 Single-panel anime-style comic: a hopeful guy at a purple-draped fortune-teller table in a shopping mall asks what he's destined for; a bored mall-goth girl with a crystal ball, tarot cards and a skull replies 'mostly just disappointing people.' A hand-painted sign reads '$5 FORTUNES' outside a Hot Topic store.
Comic 28

Fortune Teller

$5 fortunes, and the crystal ball keeps it real

 Two goth girls, one long-haired and one short-haired, stand beside a mall fountain flowing with blood, with an Out of Order sign on it. The long-haired girl holds a coin over the fountain.
Comic 27

Wishing Fountain

The mall fountain only grants evil wishes. Raven tossed her coin in anyway.

 Two anime-style goth girls in a mall food court; a long-haired girl pets a green goblin creature chewing leaves from a potted plant while a short-haired girl scolds them with a speech bubble reading 'I told you not to feed your boyfriends after midnight.'
Comic 26

Midnight

Don't feed your boyfriends after midnight.

 Two goth girls in a video store; the long-haired girl holds up a giant shiny LaserDisc while speech bubbles show their exchange about it.
Comic 25

Laserdisc

Giant CDs with movies on them?? Suzie explains LaserDisc.

 Two goth girls in a video store; the long-haired girl holds up a VHS tape beside a bin labeled VHS - $1 while the short-haired girl stands with crossed arms.
Comic 24

Physical Media

Physical media is forever. So is death.