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Two goth anime-style women standing in a Halloween costume store. The long-haired one holds a clipboard and asks if they offer dental. The short-haired one replies that they pay in fog machines.
Comic 23

Fog Machines

The benefits package is atmospheric.

 Two anime-style goth women walking through a shopping mall. The long-haired girl in a purple plaid skirt walks ahead; the short-haired girl behind her drags a bloody black duffel bag. Speech bubbles above them.
Comic 22

Sacrifice

It wasn't murder. It was a sacrifice.

 Single-panel comic of two goth anime girls at a mall. Raven, long black hair, asks 'Are Juggalos goth?' Suzie, short spiky hair, stands next to a red-and-black ICP poster and answers 'Oh I'm not going there.'
Comic 21

Juggalos

Are Juggalos goth? Suzie refuses to touch that one.

 Single-panel anime comic: two goth girls, one with long black hair playing a red keytar and one with short spiky black hair at a keyboard, perform on a dark stage with a pentagram backdrop while a drunk man in the crowd shouts 'Play something we know!' and the short-haired girl replies 'We barely know these.'
Comic 20

Setlist

Heckler demands requests. The band barely knows their own songs.

 Two goth girls at a mall kiosk labeled Funeral Cake Samples; one eats a miniature coffin-shaped chocolate cake while the other gestures at the display.
Comic 19

Funeral Cake

Raven discovers funeral cake samples. Suzie is horrified.

 Raven in sunglasses at a 'Cursed Sunglasses' mall kiosk while Suzie says the demons aren't the glasses, they're her standards
Comic 18

Cursed Sunglasses

The glasses aren't cursed. The standards are.