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Fortune Teller

The most honest psychic in the mall — and the crystal ball has bad news.

Single-panel anime-style comic: a hopeful guy at a purple-draped fortune-teller table in a shopping mall asks what he's destined for; a bored mall-goth girl with a crystal ball, tarot cards and a skull replies 'mostly just disappointing people.' A hand-painted sign reads '$5 FORTUNES' outside a Hot Topic store.