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The full Mall Goth Massacre run, newest first. Pick your poison.

Mall Goth Massacre comic: Raven and Suzie washing a hearse at a car wash fundraiser outside a club called The Crypt, debating whether to charge extra for blood
Comic 11

Car Wash

Raven and Suzie wash a hearse for charity. Blood upcharge? Only if it is fresh.

 Two goth girls at a psychic reading booth in a mall; one holds a Death tarot card while the other listens skeptically
Comic 10

Psychic Reading

Raven sees evil, chaos, dangerous men in the cards. Suzie says: that's just the mall.

 Comic artwork: Raven holds a jar containing a small red demon and asks, 'Can I keep him?' while Suzie stands with crossed arms and deadpans, 'You can barely keep a houseplant alive,' at a mall exorcism kiosk.
Comic 09

Exorcism Kiosk

Raven wants to adopt the demon in the jar. Suzie cites the dead houseplant.

 Anime-style comic: goth girls Suzie and Raven at a mall lost and found counter while a nervous security guard holds their occult sacrifice knife sealed in a plastic evidence bag.
Comic 08

Sacrifice Knife

Their sacrifice knife ended up in mall lost and found. Raven says it matches her boots.

 Goth comic artwork of two girls in a dungeon-like escape room: a long-haired girl lounges happily inside an open coffin while a short-haired girl stands beside it with crossed arms, a red pentagram banner, skulls, and candles behind them.
Comic 07

Escape Room

She brought a napping attitude to the escape room. Suzie is furious.

 Hellhound Adoption Event comic showing a black-haired goth woman holding a group of small horned hellhounds at a mall pet adoption booth
Comic 06

Hellhound Adoption

Some forever homes come with horns, glowing eyes, and a strict no-return policy.