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Dating Advice

Goth dating advice: $5. The secret to a lasting relationship is finding someone who'd die for you.

Raven sits at a pink 'Goth Dating Advice $5' table in a mall food court telling a nervous young man the secret to a lasting relationship, while Suzie stands beside her with crossed arms.

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Raven's running a $5 dating advice booth at the mall. Her secret to lasting love: find someone who'd die for you. Suzie points out she's already burned through six boyfriends this year.

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